shubah jab Chameli ne mujhe jagaya to 7 baj chuke the. Chameli muskarate hue boli, “tumhari aur jijaji ki chaye layi hun. Lagata hai jijaji se bhut raat tak khat kabaddi kheli ho” “han re! raat jijaji mujhe chhor hi nahi rahe the, bari mushkil se apane kamare mein sone aa payee” sach didi! Kitani bar liya” “yahi kareeb 10-12 bar” “Didi majak mat kariye sach-sach bataye na, mai raat bhar chudai ke bare me sonch-sonch kar theek se so nahi pai” maine usaki bari bari choonchiyon ko dabate hue kaha, “achcha meri banno! chud mai rahi thi aur maja tum le rahi thi, chal! Jijaji ke kamare mein chaye piti hon”
Main uthi kapare aur bal thik kiye aur Chameli ke sath chaye lekar jijaji ke kamare mein aa gayee, jijaji gahari neend mein so rahe the. Chay side table par rakhakar Chameli ne dhire se chadar khinch jijaji nange hi so rahe the, unaka laura bhi so raha tha” Chameli dhire se boli, “didi dekho na kaisa sust sust para hai” maine unake gal par geela chumban liya aur ve jag gaye,unhone mujhe apani bahon mein samet liya. Chameli chahaki, “ vah jijaji! Rat bhar didi ki chudai kar nange hi so gaye” “aare raat bhar kahan umhari didi to ek hi bar mein past ho bhag gayee aadhi rat ke bad ka vada karke… par aayee ab” “ are jijaji! Aadhi raat ke bad wali bat to gane ki tuk bhira kar kaha tha” maine apane ko chhurate hue Chameli se kaha “punch lee na bur chodi! Lagata hai chudane ke liye teri bur raat bhar kulbulati rahi, aisa tha to yahin raat mein ruk kyo nahi gayee”
Phir jijaji ko chadar deti hui boli “chliye garam garam garam chaye piya jay” Chader lapt kar jija ji uthe aur bathroom mejakar paijama evm shart pahan kar bahar aa kar ham longon ke sath chaye pee phir jijaji Chameli se bole “jara jara ek sigarette to sulga kar dena” Chameli ne ek sigarette apane muh mein laga kar sulgaya phir kapare ke upar se hi bur ke paas le gayee aur jija ji ke othon me laga diya. Ham sab hans pare. Jijaji sigarette lekar yah kahate hue bathroom mein ghus gaye, “Mujhe 10 baje office pahuchana hai, 2 baje tak laut aaungaa” Main samajha gaye ki jijaji ke pas is samay hamlogo se bat karane ke liye samay nahi hai. tabhi mammy ka call bell baj utha. Ham neeche aa gaye.
meri mammy bahut kam hi seerhi charh kar upar aati hain, unhe ek attack par chukka hai. Unhone neeche se mere kamare mein ek calling bell lagava diya hai ki jab unhe jaroorat ho mujhe upar se bula len.
9 baje jijaji tayar hokar upar se neeche utare aur nasta kar office chale gaye.
Doo baje ke kareeb ve office se laute aur khana khakar aram karane upar chale gaye. Es beech Chameli aa gayee. Saf-safai karane ke baad vah yah kah kar chali gayee ki vah 1 ghante ke baad aa jayegee usaka jana is liye bhi jaruri tha kyoki use aaj Kamini ke yahan rukana tha. Thori der baad maa bhi ek ghante mein aane ke liye kah kar bagal mein chali gayeen. Mine chay banaya aur use lekar upar aa gayee. Jijaji 2 ghante araam kar chuke the. Tee side table par rakh kar unhe jagane ke liye jase hi chhuki unhone mujhe apane agose me le liya. Shayed ve jag chuke the aur mere ane ka intajar kar rahe the. Main unhe chumate hue kaha, “jijaji ab uthiye! Chay pee kar tayar hoiye. Kamini ka do bar phone aa chuka hai” jija ji uthe chaye hamdono ne chay pee. Chay peene ke baad jeeja ji sigarette pite hai es liye aaj maine ek sigaratte paket se nikali aura pane muh mein laga kar jala diya aur ek kash lagakar dhuan (smoke) jijaji ke chehare par ura diya phir sigarette jijaji ko dete hue boli, “aap Kamini ke yahan chalane ke liye tayar hoiye, main bhi apane kamare mein tayar hone jaa rahi hun” jijaji bole, “challo main bhi vahi chalkar tayar ho lunga” maine socha chalo thik hai jijaji ke man pasand kapare pahan lungee phir boli, “Apane kapare le kar aayiye lekin koi shatani nahi”
Main bagal ke apane kamare mein aa gayee pichhe-pichhe jijaji aa gaye aur aakar palang par let gaye aur bole, “tum tayar ho jao….. mujhe kya bus kamich pant pahanana hai” mai bathroom mein muh dho aye aur upar ke kapare utar diye ab main panti aur bra mein thi, bra ka huk fans gaya jo khul nahi raha tha main jija ji ke pas aayee aur boli, “jara huk khol deejiye na” mai palang par baith gayee. Unhone huk khol kar dono kabootaron ko pakar liya phir mere oth ko apane oth mein le liya. Unake hanth mere panti ke andar pahunch gaye. Apane ko chhurane kee nakam koshish ki lekin maan mein kahi milane ki utsukata bhi thi,maim boli “jijaji aap ye kya karne lage, vahan chal kar yahi sab to hona hai….. please jijaji ugali nikaliye……ohhh…. kyo man khrab karate hain…. Ohhh… bus bhi kijiye….”
Jijaji kahan manane wale the unhone panti utar diya aur meri bina jhanto wali bur ko choomane chatane lage aur bole, “ main es bina bal wali bur ka deewana ho gaya hun man hota hai ki ese din rat pyar karun…… han! Ab jab tak apana raj nahi kholo gee main mai kutte kee tarah apana lund tumhare bur mein fansa dunga jaise tumane kal dekha tha”
Maine jijaji ko ghoora “jijaji aap bahut gande hai…. tabhi jab main andar aayi to aap ka laura khra tha….. ek bat jija ji main bhi bataun jab aap chod rahe the to mere man mein bhi yah bat aayi thi ki kass meri bur kutiya kee tarah aap ke land ko pakar paati to kitana maja aata…. aap chhootane ke liye bechain hote, aap sochate tav-tav mein Sali ko chod to diya par ab fans kar badanami bhi uthani paregee…” jija ji ne ab tak garm diya tha mine unhe apane upar khinch liya boli “jija ji subah se bechain hun ab aa bhi jao ek round ho jaye” “han Rani! main bhi sokar uthane ke baad tumhre badamash ko manata aa raha hun par ab yeh bhi apani muniya ko dekhkar milane ke liye bechain ho raha hai” jija ji meri bhasha ka prayog karte hue bole aur apana samoocha laura meri bur mein pel diya. Thora dard to hua par pyasi bur ko bari tasalli hui jab unka laura mere bur ke andar grbhashay ke mukh tak pahunch kar use chumane laga. Jija ji dhakke par dhakke lagaye ja rahe the aur main bhi apani chutar neeche se utha utha kar apane bur me unake land ko le rahi thi par achanak jija ji ruk gaye. Maine punchha “kya hua? Ruk kyo gaye” jija ji bole, “bur ke bal gar rahe hai” kah kar muskarate hue bole “ab to raj jankar hi chudai hogee” main jija ji ke pith par ghunsa barsate hue boli “ jija ji khare lund par dhoka dena ise hi kahate hain…. Achha to ab upar se hatiye, pahale raj hi jan lo jijaji mere bagal mein aa gaye phir main dhire-dhire raj kholane lagee.
“Mammy ne apani ek saheli ko meri bur ko dikha kar es raj ko khola tha. Unhone use bataya tha ki jab main paida hui to ek nai aur jawan nayin nahalane ke liye aye. meri purani nayin bimar thi aur usane hi use ek maheene ke liye laga diya tha. Mummy ko nahalane ke baad usane mujhe uthaya aur meri bua se kaha ki bibiji jara char-panch kale baigan (brinjal) katkar le aaiye, ese baigan ke pani se bhi nahalana hai, meri mammy ne punchha ki ari! nahlane me baigan ke pani ka kya kam? espar usane hansate hue bataya ki baigan ke pani se larkiyon ko nahlane par unake bal nahi nikalate, lekin nahlate samay yah dhyan rakhana parata hai ki vah pani sar par na lage. Mammy ne kaha ki mai es bat ko kaise manoo? to usane apani bur mammy ko dikhate hue kaha ki bhabhi jee meri dekhiye es par ek bhi bal nahi dikhenge. Mammy aur bua man gayee aur boli ki thik hai nahala do par dhyan se nahalana. Bua halake kunkune pani mein baigan kat kar dal dee aur nayin ne mujhe nahlane ke baad bari safayee se baigan ke pani se mere nichale bhag ko dho diya, esi tarah usane do teen din aur baigan ke pani se mere nichale bhag ko dhoya. baat ayee-gayee katam ho gayee, mammy bhi is baat ko bhool chuki thi, mai atharah ki hui meri saheliyon ko kali-bhuri jhante nikal aye par meri bur par bal hi nahi nikale. ek din kapara badalate samay mammy ki najar mere bur par gayee aur unhone mujhe tokate hue kaha beti! abhi se bal saf karana thik nahi hai, bal kale ho jaenge. Maine kaha mammy mere bal hi kahan hai ki main use saf karungee” achanak mammy ko uss nayin ka khyal aaya aur unhone mujhe pas bulaya aur meri bur ko hanth laga kar dekha aur bari khus hui. Sachmuch mere badan par bal nikale hi nahi. Ab jab bhi mummy kee koi khas saheli mere ghar aati hai to mujhe apani bur use dikhani parati hai, lekin mammy sab ko is rahasya ko batati nahi. Ek din mammy ki ek saheli boli, ki tu to bari kismet wali hai, tera adami tujhe din-raat pyar karegaa, bus yahi hai is bina bal wali bur ki kahani”
es beech jijaji bur ko sahala-sahala kar use paniya chuke theab ve meri tango ke beech aa gaye aur apana shishna meri yoavan gupha mein dakhil kar diya. Main chudai ka maja lene lagee. Neeche se chootar uchka uchka kar chudai mein bharpoor sahyog karne lagee. “hai mere chodu sanam tumhara lura bara jandar hai teen char bar chud chuki hon par lagata hai pahali bar chud rahi hun…. Maro raja dhakka…. Aur joooor seeee pura pel do apana laura ……. aaj ise kutiya ki tarah bur se nkalane nahi dungee… loga ayege dekhenge jija ka laura Sali ki bur mein fasa hai….. jija …. Achchha batao…. agar aisa hota to kya aap mujhe chod pate…..” main thora bahakane lagee. Jiju mast ho rahe the bole, “chudai karate samay aage ki bat kaun sochata hai fas jata to fas jata jo hona hai hoga par is samay chudai me dhyan lagao meri rani….. aaj chudai na hone se man bara bechain tha usase jyada tumhara raj janana chahta tha ….. ab chudari ka maja lene do le lo apani bur mein laure koooooo aur loooo aaj ki chudai mein maja aa gaya …. Han rani apnee choot ko is laure ke liye hamesha khole rakhana….lo majaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lo raniiiiiiiiii” jija ji upar se bol rahe the aur mai neeche se unaka pura laura lene ke liye jor lagate hue Barbara rahi thi, “ oooooh mere chudakkar raja chod do….. apani bina jhanto wali es burrrrrrrrr koooooooo aur chodoooooooo farrrrrrrr dooooooo es saali bur ko….. bari chudasi ho rahi thi…… subah se…….. jijaji sath sath girana ….. han ab…. main aane wali hoon ……. Kas….. kas….. kar do char dhakke aur maro chusa do apani muniya ko madanaras….. milane do sudharas ko madanaras se…… oh jiju aap pakke chudakkar hooooo….. na jane kitani bur ko apane madanras se sinch hoga…..aaj to rat bhar chudai ka program hai…. teen bur se loha lena hai… lekin meri bur ka to yahi baja baja diya……. maro raja aur jor se…… thak gaye ho to batao mai upar aa kar chod don……. es bhosari ko….. ohhhhhh ab main nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii rukkkkkkkkk sakaaaati ohhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh loooooo maiii gayeeeeeee ohhhhhhhh raja tum bhi aaaaa jaaoooooooo”
main niche se jharane ke liye bekarar ho rahi thi aur jija jib hi upar se dana dan dhakke pae dhakke mar rahe the pure kamare mein chudai dhu baj rahi thi mammy bhi neeche nahi thi es liye aur nischintata thi khoob gande gande shabdon ka adan-pradan ho raha tha aaj ka maja hi aur tha… bus chudai hi chudai… keval laure aur bur ki ghisai hi ghisai... Jijaji ab jharne ke kareeb aa rahe the aur upar se kas kas kar thakke laga kar bolane lage, “ohhhh meri bina jhato wali bur ki shahjadi teri bur to afatabh hai…..chod chod ka ise itana maja dunga ki mujhase chude bina rah hi nahi pawogee…..chudai ke liye sab samay bekarar raho gee…..oh rani!!!!!! ek bar phir sath-sath jharenge……ohhhhhh ab tum bhi aaaaajao………” kahate hue jiju meri bur ki gaharayi mein jhar gaye aur mai bhi sath-sath khalash ho gayee….. jiju meri chhati se chipak gaye kuch pal to aisa laga ki muniya ne unake laure ko phasa liya hai.
Thori der esi tarah chipake rahe phir main jija ji ko utate hue boli, “ ab uthie! Kamini ke yahan nahi chalana hai kya?” jiju bole, “Jab apane pas saf-suthara landing platform hai to jangal mein eroplane utarane ki kya jarurat hai” unaki bat sunkar dil bag-bag ho utha aur maine unhe chumate hue kaha, “jijaji! Kamini ke yahan to chalana hi hai, bat de diya hai” phir hasate hue boli, “ kahin teen ki vajah se dar to nahi rahe hai” maine unaki mardanagi ko lalkara. “Ab meri pyari Sali kah rahi hai to chalana hi parega, kuchh naya anubhav hoga” jija ji uthe aur ham dono bathroom me ja saf-safai ki aur kapara pahanane lage. Tabhi neeche main gate khulane ki awaj aayi. Maine jijaji se kaha “ab aap didi ke kamare me chaliye mammy aa gayee hain” jijaji apane kamare mein chale gaye.
Main tayar ho kar apane kamare se nikali to dekha chameli chay lekar upar aa rahi hai. ham dono sath-sath jija ji ke kamare mein ghuse dekha jijaji tayar hokar baithe hain. Chameli chahaki, “vah! Jijaji to tayar baithe hain, Kamini didi se milane ki etani jaldi hai?” maine usase kaha, “Chameli tujhe bolane ki kuchh jyada hi aadat parati ja rahi hai, chal chaye nikal” Chameli ne do cup mein chaye nikala aur ek mujhe dee aur ek jijaji ko pakara kar muskara dee, boli “jijaji lagata hai didi ne jyada thaka diya hai sigarette nikaloon?” “ han re pila, lekin mere paket me to nahi hai” “are didi ne mujhase magavaya tha yah leejiye” aur usane apane choli se nikal kar jijaji ko sigarette pakara dee” jijaji chaye pite hue bole “ are ek sulga kar de na” chameli ne sigarette sulgaya aur ek kash laga kar dhuan jijaji ke upar urate hue boli “didi ka masala laga dun ya sada hi piyegen” hamlog usaki do-arthi baate sunkar hans pare” maine use datate hue kaha “chameli tu hardam hansati aur majak karane ke mood mein kyo rahti hai” “kya karun didi duniya mein itane gam hai ki usase jhutakara nahi mil sakata khushi ke inhi lamho ko yad kar insan apana sara jivan bita deta hai” “are vah meri Chhamiya philosopher bhi hai” jija ji bole. Chameli ke chehare par na jane kaha se gamo ke badal madaraye par jaldi hi uranchhu ho gaye. “jijaji ye Chhamiya kaun hai” phir ham sab hans pare.
Maine chameli se kaha “chalo neeche garej ka tala kholo, car kayee dino se nikali nahi hai saf kar dena, aur mammy jo de use rakh dena, mera ek bag mere kamare se le lena par use mammy na dekh paye.” Jijaji bole “are usame aisi kya chij hai” main boli jijaji aapake liye bhabhi ke kamare se churai hai, vahi chalkar dikhungee”
Hamlog mammy se kah kar ghar se car par nikale. Ek jagah gadi rok kar jijaji akele hi kuchh kharid kar ek jhole mein le aaye aur mujhase kaha “Sudha ab tum starering samhalo” maine unhe chherate hue kaha “jijaji ko aaj teen gadi chalanee hai isi liye is gadi ko nahi chalana chahte” aur mai driver seat par baith gayee, mere bagal mein jiju aur Chameli ko jijaji aage bula kar apane bagal me baitha liya. Hamalog Kamini ke ghar ke liye chal pare jo thori hi door tha………..